oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
waking up from a good nights sleep
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac
how to spot basic bitch by url :
who da fuck you callin a basic bitch
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important