j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*



krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE




tyleroakley:

what a queen

(Source: orhgasm)



asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 



khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile)



kimkardashiangameproblems:

About Simon.

kimkardashiangameproblems:

About Simon.



bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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officialschool:

waking up from a good nights sleep

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(Source: maliahales)




kristinaadesuwa:

when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac



tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something



fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch



bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3)



indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian



heartless:

sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important



Tiny Hand